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    Do you ever leave? 308HG's Avatar
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    Default another sh1t one

    a bloke, goes to see the doctor, for a penis enlargement operation, doc says " yeah man, we do cool enlargements, these day, monkey noses, dolphin noses, or elephant trunks" they dissuss. bloke says" elephant trunk for me. so goes for op. and then a week later, goes out for a hot date, they're sitting at the table, then next minute, the trunk comes up, and grabs a bread roll. his date is astounded! he looks around nervously, and she says " wow, can you do that again?" and he murmurs, " I dunno, if my asshole can handle another bread roll.............
    p.b. 10;78@ 123.19mph. never late with a 308

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    Hahaha...good one mate.

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    Darling Downs


    Yep that was funny.

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