The little Johny collection

[getuted]

Ok chaps, every has poor little johny jokes.
so sum them up in this thread,

The teacher asks her school children to bring back a story on monday with a moral, first thing monday morning, little mary puts her hand up,
Teacher "ok mary, lets hear it"
Well little mary says, my brothers chicken laid 7 eggs and only 6 hatched,
the moral to the story is, never count yoru chickens before they hatch,
Teacher " oh very good mary "

Teacher "ok lil johny whats yoru story"
Johny " well miss, my dad was in vietnam, he was surrounded by scats and was backed into a cave with nothing but his rufle 3 rounds and bayonett and a bottle of rum. the scats moved in, he shot the biggest ones nd gutted the rest with his bayonett all whilst drinkin the bottle of rum.

Teacher " that is a disgusting story john. what could the possible moral of that be ? ?

Johny " Dont **** with my dad when hes drinking RUM.

let em rip people, i have heaps i will keep adding

[StreekG]

Little Johnny was at home one night, he walked into his parents room and saw his mum and dad on the bed ****ing.
In desperation his dad took the watch off his hand and gave it to johnny and told him to get out

The next morning at school Johnny was showing off his new watch to his friends, and one of his friends asked how he got the watch, so little johnny told him the story.

That night Johnny's friend was at home and went to his parents room and to no suprise his parents were ****ing. His dad looked at him and said "what do you want?"
the boy replies "i wanna watch"
so dad says "ok sit in the corner and don't make any noise"

[getuted]

little johny walked in on his mum and dad goin at it, so his father promtly put him out on the balcony with a lolly pop, he then comes back in and says hey dad, the andersons are ****ing too !

the father replies baffled, "how do you knwo that"

Johny " well jimmy is out on the balcony with a lolly pop"

[getuted]

Little jimmy was in biology,

the teahcer had a cat at the front of the class,

now can anyone tell me how the cats tail is held on asked the teacher.

miss mary says, by its fur miss. No mary the teacher replys'

little billy says, its glued on miss. No i dont think so billy the teacher replys,

Little johny says, judging by those nuts i reckons its ****in bolted on miss !

[dr.legal]

Loved the last one uted.

[kiwi]

i think the world could do without this thread, in my opinion..

[getuted]

when i want your opionion mate, ile give it to ya

[sam]

little johny walked in on his mum and dad goin at it, so his father promtly put him out on the balcony with a lolly pop, he then comes back in and says hey dad, the andersons are ****ing too !

the father replies baffled, "how do you knwo that"

Johny " well jimmy is out on the balcony with a lolly pop"

hahah, liked this one a fair bit biglol

[kiwi]

when i want your opionion mate, ile give it to ya

its cool, i can help myself..