Bundaberg Rum

[mrkarter77]

BUNDY RUM...Queensland's famous product! Forget Jamaica or any other rubbish! (For you o/seas people..a King Brown is one of the deadliest snakes on earth. Out of the world’s top 10, Australia has 5.

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a King Brown with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.
I grabbed my bottle of Bundaberg rum and poured a little rum in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the river without
incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

[tonnergirl]

Lmfao Love It

[cross8 pat]

the reason "RUM" rhymes with "BUM" is that they both taste like SHIT!

[wabbit]

the reason "RUM" rhymes with "BUM" is that they both taste like SHIT!

you've tasted both?

what you do in your spare time is none of our business

[DIESEL]

Nice one ...

[JA5ONS]

haha, **** i love bundy

[HQforme]

Wabbit is hereby nominated for zing of the month.

I love Bundy. I can do most whiskey varients, but if i go for a drink and for some awful reason there's no bundy. i always feel slightly subdued for the night.

[goldXR]

I love bundy, but none of my mate can stand it.
The good thing about that is that they will nether steal my drinks!!

[gen3torrie]

thats thesame with me everyone calls me a bogan but im proud to be a bogan i drink bundy rum drive a holden calais and holden torana and i love meat pies and i wear jeans no matter how hot it is... and i never get around to taking my aussie flags down off my car :P

[cross8 pat]

now bear with me here, most bundy drinkers are barely litterate.
Australia is the only country in the world where it is socially acceptable for men to drink rum. If you go anywhere else in the world and ask for a rum they will put a straw in it because they assume its for your girlfriend.
Why?
Because ONLY BITCHES DRINK RUM. Men drink whiskey or beer.
You dont see people talking about fine rum or aged rum. It doesn't get any better than basement grade. It is shit and it stays shit. And cheap. And crap.
End of discussion.

[mrkarter77]

now bear with me here, most bundy drinkers are barely litterate.
Australia is the only country in the world where it is socially acceptable for men to drink rum. If you go anywhere else in the world and ask for a rum they will put a straw in it because they assume its for your girlfriend.
Why?
Because ONLY BITCHES DRINK RUM. Men drink whiskey or beer.
You dont see people talking about fine rum or aged rum. It doesn't get any better than basement grade. It is shit and it stays shit. And cheap. And crap.
End of discussion.

Seconded

[goldXR]

now bear with me here, most bundy drinkers are barely litterate.
Australia is the only country in the world where it is socially acceptable for men to drink rum. If you go anywhere else in the world and ask for a rum they will put a straw in it because they assume its for your girlfriend.
Why?
Because ONLY BITCHES DRINK RUM. Men drink whiskey or beer.
You dont see people talking about fine rum or aged rum. It doesn't get any better than basement grade. It is shit and it stays shit. And cheap. And crap.
End of discussion.

stir the pot. LOL

try say that in north QLD

[HQforme]

now bear with me here, most bundy drinkers are barely litterate.

Guess that makes you a rum drinker. You'll find it's literate

[JCY 74]

Guess that makes you a rum drinker. You'll find it's literate

He can consider himself told

[goldXR]

Guess that makes you a rum drinker. You'll find it's literate

lol
May be he needs to start drinking rum