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Old 15-12-2008, 05:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Is that a mattress wrapped around your tailshaft???

This is absolutely hilarious.
A buddy in Canada sent this to me.

This guy ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank, the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees.


It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft.


This genius complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving at high speeds.


This is what the dealership found..............





And....wait for it.....

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Old 15-12-2008, 05:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 15-12-2008, 06:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahaha, i love the stunned faces of the mechanics!
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Old 15-12-2008, 09:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha thats awesome, youve got to have some serious issues to keep driving with that.....
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Old 15-12-2008, 10:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 16-12-2008, 01:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Incredible to say the least............
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Old 16-12-2008, 05:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You have got to be ****ing kidding me
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Oh my fukn god!
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Old 16-12-2008, 01:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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A) who whould be stupid enough to run over a matress in the first place
B) who whould be stupid enough to run over a matress and not look in the rear view mirror to see if it came back out
C) who whould be stupid enough to run over a matress in the first place
D) who whould be stupid enough to run over a matress in the first place
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Old 16-12-2008, 03:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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A) who would be stupid enough to run over a matress in the first place?
B) who would be stupid enough to run over a matress and not look in the rear view mirror to see if it came back out?
C) who would be stupid enough to run over a matress and keep on driving?
D) C) who would be stupid enough to run over a matress and keep on driving for 30 miles?
E) who would be stupid enough to run over a matress and keep on driving until the car stopped?
F) who would be stupid to run over a matress, keep on driving until the car stopped 30 miles later, then complain to the mechanic that his car ran out of fuel and that there was drivetrain vibration at high speed?

THIS GUY!
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I believe that's an aftermarket skyline suspension.

What a great sleeper. Hyuck hyuck!
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Bahahaha

usually you'd expect me to be the one saying those things.
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Old 16-12-2008, 07:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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...........it was a fresh motor...........and they kept driving to make sure the rings were "bedded" in.......Hyuck...Hyuck....Hyuck!!!!!!
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I guess what they say about Canadians is true...
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Old 16-12-2008, 08:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That's on overkill of a tailshaft loop !
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