Easy Mistake - Aussie V8 | Holden - Ford

TRIKHQ · 05-09-2008, 03:59 PM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't
place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your stripper partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

AGGRO · 05-09-2008, 05:08 PM

hhahaah i like it!

Fooksy · 06-09-2008, 12:43 AM

quality

toryman · 11-09-2008, 10:48 PM

Noice!

WB Ute 253 1982 · 23-11-2008, 02:52 AM

Haha, didn't have the ending i thought =)

05-09-2008, 03:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
TRIKHQ Senior Member Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Taylors Lakes VIC Ride: HQ GTS COUPE 350 Posts: 482	Easy Mistake A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your stripper partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' __________________ TRIKHQ 11.83 @ 116MPH (3608lbs) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2672354 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gMyk4DA74s This is when I was racing it in 1991 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSqzRX2EfCU

06-09-2008, 12:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fooksy Deliciously Ugly Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hervey Bay, QLD Ride: VN Calais Posts: 2,802	quality __________________ Smells like dandruff.....

11-09-2008, 10:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
toryman Pure Evil Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Im a local everywhere Ride: everything i can get my hands on, 4 wheels or 2 Posts: 2,364	Noice! __________________ Now available in Sober, but for a limited time only! I wish it wasn't illegal to shoot stupid people.

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05-09-2008, 05:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
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