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CK_318 · 30-08-2008, 09:48 AM

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
> > animals, but the
> > animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
> > animal is
> > punishable by death.
> >
> >
> > (Like THAT makes sense.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
> > genitals, but
> > is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
> > examination. He
> > may only see their reflection in a mirror.
> >
> > (Do they look different reversed?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
> > corpse. This also
> > applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must
> > be covered
> > with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
> >
> >
> > (A brick?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
> >
> >
> > (Much worse than 'going blind!')
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
> > countryside
> > And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
> > of having
> > sex for the first time.
> >
> > Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
> > virgins to
> > marry. SIGN ME UP FOR THIS JOB!!!
> >
> >
> > (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
> > anywhere else in the
> > world that even comes close to this?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
> > her
> > adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
> >
> >
> > The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be
> > killed in any
> > manner desired.
> >
> >
> > (Ah! Justice!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but
> > only in
> > tropical fish stores.
> >
> >
> > (But of course!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
> > husband, and the
> > first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
> > witness the
> > act.
> >
> >
> > (Is she supposed to be a coach? Makes one shudder at the
> > thought.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >
> >
> > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
> > with a
> > woman and her daughter at the same time.
> >
> >
> > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to
> > pass this law?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
> > machines with
> > one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
> > vending machine
> > only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
> > consumption on
> > the premises.'
> >
> >
> > (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as
> > Guam!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> >
> >
> > (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
> > pleasure.
> >
> >
> > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
> > its own
> > weight and always falls over on its right side when
> > intoxicated.
> >
> > (From drinking little bottles of???)
> >
> >
> > (Did the government pay for this research??)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >
> >
> > (Ah, geez.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> >
> > (I know some people like that.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Starfish don't have brains.
> >
> >
> > (I know some people like that, too.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > And, the best for last?
> >
> > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> >
> >
> > (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED
> > FOR THEY ARE THE ONES
> > WHO LET THE LIGHT IN!
> >
> >

LX8VD69 · 30-08-2008, 10:23 AM

bahahaha theres some strange laws in this world. a mate was telling me its legal in texas for a man to sit on the bonnet of his vehicle firing a shot gun in the air to warn other motorists that his wife is driving. sometimes i think that wouldnt be such a bad idea, lol. here in SA it is an offence to dispose of dead animals in the street, obviously at some time it was such a concern that the powers that be decided to outlaw it, go figure.

cheers adam

30-08-2008, 09:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
CK_318 my shoulder is watching U Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Muswellbrook NSW Ride: VN V6 Executive Posts: 4,014	Crazy World Facts In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with > > animals, but the > > animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male > > animal is > > punishable by death. > > > > > > (Like THAT makes sense.) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's > > genitals, but > > is prohibited from looking directly at them during the > > examination. He > > may only see their reflection in a mirror. > > > > (Do they look different reversed?) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a > > corpse. This also > > applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must > > be covered > > with a brick or piece of wood at all times. > > > > > > (A brick?) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. > > > > > > (Much worse than 'going blind!') > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the > > countryside > > And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege > > of having > > sex for the first time. > > > > Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for > > virgins to > > marry. SIGN ME UP FOR THIS JOB!!! > > > > > > (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job > > anywhere else in the > > world that even comes close to this?) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill > > her > > adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. > > > > > > The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be > > killed in any > > manner desired. > > > > > > (Ah! Justice!) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but > > only in > > tropical fish stores. > > > > > > (But of course!) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her > > husband, and the > > first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to > > witness the > > act. > > > > > > (Is she supposed to be a coach? Makes one shudder at the > > thought.) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex > > with a > > woman and her daughter at the same time. > > > > > > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to > > pass this law?) > > ~~~~~~~~~* > > > > > > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending > > machines with > > one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a > > vending machine > > only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for > > consumption on > > the premises.' > > > > > > (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as > > Guam!) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. > > > > > > (Who volunteers for this stuff?) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for > > pleasure. > > > > > > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times > > its own > > weight and always falls over on its right side when > > intoxicated. > > > > (From drinking little bottles of???) > > > > > > (Did the government pay for this research??) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Butterflies taste with their feet. > > > > > > (Ah, geez.) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > > > > > > (I know some people like that.) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > Starfish don't have brains. > > > > > > (I know some people like that, too.) > > ~~~~~~~~~ > > > > > > And, the best for last? > > > > Turtles can breathe through their butts. > > > > > > (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!) > > ~~~~~~~~~~* > > > > > > > > > > BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED > > FOR THEY ARE THE ONES > > WHO LET THE LIGHT IN! > > > > __________________ Puppy eyes hide the sick mind behind

30-08-2008, 10:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
LX8VD69 south paw boxer Trade Rating: (1) Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: victor harbor SA Ride: LX SLR, LH SL & VL exec Posts: 692	bahahaha theres some strange laws in this world. a mate was telling me its legal in texas for a man to sit on the bonnet of his vehicle firing a shot gun in the air to warn other motorists that his wife is driving. sometimes i think that wouldnt be such a bad idea, lol. here in SA it is an offence to dispose of dead animals in the street, obviously at some time it was such a concern that the powers that be decided to outlaw it, go figure. cheers adam __________________ UP THE DRAGONS cover up and fight your way out the problem with most relationships is communication, too much communication! RIP 05

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