DIESEL

How to identify them


One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, one hand in pants, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California*
*with gun in lap: L.A.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on Latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male

One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

One hand on steering, yelling obscenities, the other hand a waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plates.

tha.fubar.house

Aussie Petrolhead driver:

Right hand on wheel, left hand firmly on shifter.
(or visa versa for LHD vehicles)

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STREETFIRE68

One hand on wheel, other hand resting on shotgun: Detroit.

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dr.legal

Both hands on wheel looking at the passenger for 5 minutes - US movie star in car on trailer while pretending to drive.

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No matter where you go, there you are.

STREETFIRE68

One hand changing music on stereo, elbow on windowsill, other hand gripping the the roof, no hands on wheel: 17yo poseur, on spotting a group of girls.*

*with slutty-looking chick in passenger seat: going to the shops.

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WBTUNNA

Backwards baseball cap, seat reclined to lowest and furthermost back position, one hand at 12 o clock perched upwards, other hand manual shifting the automatic ecotec - Young Aussie Commodore driver

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Some say I have a bad attitude... Those people are stupid

Greeny

one hand on bong, one hand packing cone, steering wheel with left knee, right foot hard on accelarator, stock stereo full blast, smoke coming from exhaust, childeren in backseat, canary on front windscreen, tyres throwing sparks: Sensible Corio/Norlane, Geelong Driver

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If you want more inches JUST STROKE IT!!!

LX8VD69

im gonna have to disagree with you there, i think you are more accurately describing a port supporter



cheers adam

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UP THE DRAGONS

cover up and fight your way out

the problem with most relationships is communication, too much communication!

RIP 05

STREETFIRE68

Just like in 'The Fast and The Furious'...

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Fooksy

One hand on steering wheel, other arm resting on driver door with wound down window, LOUD gangsta rap music blasting through a super cheap US Audio sound system with or without 100w 8" crackling subwoofer, revving their POS 4 pot with a milo tin exhaust - 17-22 year old Hervey Bay male Excel driver

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Smells like dandruff.....

_Daniel_

I had to laugh at that, one of my mates is like that... I'll let him off becuase he likes my car so much.

Sounds like Katherine to me. (NT people will understand)

STREETFIRE68

Don't forget the sound of the panels vibrating from the stereo thats been turned up to 11...

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An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says 'So far so good!'
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