You'll have a giggle at this one - Aussie V8 | Holden - Ford

TRIKHQ · 19-08-2008, 10:03 PM

This is an outrageously Australian joke!

A Northern Territory farm hand (An Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager.

'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute.
The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my Ute and
is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'

The manager says, 'OK, there's a ...303 Rifle behind the seat.
Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said boss.

Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.

'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.'

'... You there Boss?

WB5LTR · 19-08-2008, 10:17 PM

ha ha ha ha yes an oldy but a goody.

AGGRO · 19-08-2008, 10:27 PM

hahahahahhahahahahaha that is awesome!

Mopar madnes · 23-08-2008, 06:59 PM

good one mate!!

jerico · 08-09-2008, 02:12 PM

allmost pissed myself

WB Ute 253 1982 · 23-11-2008, 02:55 AM

Hahahahaha, too true

19-08-2008, 10:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
TRIKHQ Senior Member Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Taylors Lakes VIC Ride: HQ GTS COUPE 350 Posts: 482	You'll have a giggle at this one This is an outrageously Australian joke! A Northern Territory farm hand (An Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my Ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.' The manager says, 'OK, there's a ...303 Rifle behind the seat. Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.' Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'. 'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager. 'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.' '... You there Boss? __________________ TRIKHQ 11.83 @ 116MPH (3608lbs) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2672354 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gMyk4DA74s This is when I was racing it in 1991 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSqzRX2EfCU Last edited by TRIKHQ; 19-08-2008 at 10:07 PM.

19-08-2008, 10:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
WB5LTR Do you ever leave? Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vic Ride: Holden WB ute, '05 WR450F Posts: 2,080	ha ha ha ha yes an oldy but a goody. __________________

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19-08-2008, 10:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
AGGRO Senior Member Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Brisbane Ride: LH Torana SL/R 5000 Posts: 502	hahahahahhahahahahaha that is awesome!

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Mopar madnes Newbie Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Atherton, Queensland Ride: 73 VJ Charger, 72 XA hardtop, 98 tickford AU Posts: 16	good one mate!!

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jerico Newbie Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: western sydney Ride: hq ute Posts: 25	allmost pissed myself

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WB Ute 253 1982 Newbie Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Bunbury Ride: WB Ute 1982 Posts: 15	Hahahahaha, too true

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