STREETFIRE68

Three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead - were going across the desert in their Land Cruiser when they hit a dune and roll the car on to its roof. The three women climb out of the wreckage, then realise that they are stranded in the desert.

Each of them can only take a couple of things. So the brunette goes and grabs the sunscreen. The redhead grabs some food and a bottle of water. The blonde rips the door off the wrecked SUV and carries it away.

The redhead and the brunette ask her why she took the door. The blonde says, 'So I can wind down the window when it gets hot!

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