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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful
And loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on The Bacardi
Breeze.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee. So they stopped in
The cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
Take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a
Rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was
Lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon
On it, so she proceeded to wipe with it.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next
Day, one woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent
Wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
'These damn girls' night outs have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the
Worst. My wife came home with no panties.' 'You think that's bad' said the
Other husband, 'Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that
Says: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll Never forget you. '