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toryman · 29-07-2008, 06:28 PM

A bus stops and two old Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized
when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig.' She retorted
indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in Public Places about
our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?

I'm a Justa Tellin my friend how to spell ' Mississippi ','

$20.00 says you're gonna read this again

Bldnut01 · 30-07-2008, 05:56 PM

lmao thats great

DIESEL · 31-07-2008, 03:44 AM

Nice one............ I'll have to owe you the 20

Jezza · 31-07-2008, 08:31 AM

Ha ha good one I haven't heard that for ages - like the Italian guy who was at the restaurant and when he found he was missing cutlery he told the waitress he wanted a fork on the table :-)

Jeza · 06-08-2008, 06:14 PM

haha sorry im 20 bucks short already

29-07-2008, 06:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
toryman Pure Evil Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Im a local everywhere Ride: everything i can get my hands on, 4 wheels or 2 Posts: 2,364	Say What? A bus stops and two old Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: 'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.' She retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in Public Places about our sex lives.' 'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a Justa Tellin my friend how to spell ' Mississippi ',' $20.00 says you're gonna read this again __________________ Now available in Sober, but for a limited time only! I wish it wasn't illegal to shoot stupid people.

30-07-2008, 05:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bldnut01 Newbie Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: victoria Ride: Ford ED V8 Shagon Posts: 19	lmao thats great __________________ DRINK CONCRET AND HARDEN THE F^%K UP

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31-07-2008, 03:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
DIESEL Taxed to Death Norwegian Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Norway Ride: Volvo 121 Amazon Posts: 249	Nice one............ I'll have to owe you the 20

31-07-2008, 08:31 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jezza Newbie Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Goulburn NSW Ride: HJ Sandman 308 Posts: 12	Ha ha good one I haven't heard that for ages - like the Italian guy who was at the restaurant and when he found he was missing cutlery he told the waitress he wanted a fork on the table :-)

06-08-2008, 06:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jeza casual poster Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Coorow, W.A Ride: HQ ute, Feral VZ Crewman Posts: 51	haha sorry im 20 bucks short already

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