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Old 08-07-2008, 09:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to
a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old. I'm telling everybody!'
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha, pissa mate!
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, good work, i luv it!
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