namoran

still on a roll



Hello?"

"Hi honey.

This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Euan."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Euan."

"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

***Brief Pause***

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the
table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that

Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the

dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"


"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Euan?"


"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and
he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess

he didn't know that you emptied it last week to clean it. He hit the

bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."


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VERY LONG PAUSE

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Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . . Is this 0222-671-1583?"

toryman

An oldie, but still a goodie.

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