namoran

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close
todeath. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
when all of a sudden.......



"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"



"Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".



So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune,
andthere,in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon,
drippingwith moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
smokedbacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.



"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. Eees a bacon tree".



"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget"



"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...eesnomeerage, ees a bacon tree".



And with that ...Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres,Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun
opensup,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally
woundedbut, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his

dyingbreath.



"Pepe...go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree"



"Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?"



"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...









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Eees a Ham Bush.

toryman

Pisser, i like it!

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