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Old 30-06-2008, 10:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for 10 to 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later the woman sneezed again, took out a tissue, wiped her nose and then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took out a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiousity, the man turned to the woman and said, “I couldn’t help but notice that you have sneezed 3 times, wiped your nose and shuddered quite violently. Are you OK?”

The woman responded,”I’m sorry if I disturbed you, but I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. “I have never heard of that condition before” he said. “Are you taking anything for it?”


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