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Booze Bus

Two Aboriginals were driving their old Ford Falcon in the outback one day, when off in the distance they saw a police booze bus.
One of them thinks 'this is great' and heads straight for it. As they pulled up, the driver winds his window down and says 'Two cans of Emu Export thanks mate!'
The copper looks at him and says 'You must be drunk! Get out of the car and blow into this tube for me.'
The driver got out of the car and said 'Sorry boss, I can't blow in dat. I got a letter from the doc saying I'm asthmatic and I'll pass out if I blow in dat.'
The cop looks at him and with a bemused look and says 'OK In that cases we require you to give a blood sample.'
'Nah nah sorry boss. Can't be doin' that. I got a letter from da Red Cross saying I'm a Haemophiliac and I could bleed to death. Sorry boss, can't do dat,' said the driver. By now the copper is getting fairly irate and finally demands a urine sample for testing. The driver looks at him and says 'Sorry boss, can't do that either.' The copper says 'Surely you can't have a letter for that!!!'
'Bloody oath mate.' says the driver, 'It's from Kevin he has been saying sorry and he says that you whites can't take the piss out of us blackfellas no more.'

LX8VD69

bahahahahahahahahaha thats almost good enough to have actually come from an aborigine, my old boy works in the prison system and he regularly tells me the new aboriginal joke he got from work, when i questioned him one day about the origin of all these jokes he told me the aborigines have all the best aboriginal jokes


cheers adam

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jdonly1

hehehehehe

toryman

lol, not bad

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