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Bill tries to get into heaven
God visits Bill and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and having sex if he wants to get into heaven. Bill says he will give it a go. A week goes by and god visits Bill again to see how hes getting on. "Not bad" says Bill, "Ive given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer i had to shag her up the bum". God replied "They dont like that in heaven". Bill says, "Theyre not too happy about it in Coles either"!
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