old lady joke - Aussie V8 | Holden - Ford

leprkorn · 26-06-2008, 03:40 PM

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

DFCTV CLUBBY · 28-06-2008, 08:02 PM

Oh haha!! I like that one

26-06-2008, 03:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
leprkorn social drinker Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Gloucester, NSW Ride: One Tonner Posts: 263	old lady joke Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.' The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?' The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.' After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?' __________________ IF IN DOUBT, POWER OUT! "You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do."

28-06-2008, 08:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
DFCTV CLUBBY Snap Crackle Pop Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Where your not Ride: VT Clubsport 195i Posts: 268	Oh haha!! I like that one __________________ *" For FCUK sake, How hard is it? "* Toy - VT Clubsport 195i Work - VE Omega Play - Fly Spec Bmx Shopping - Mazda 626, Zoom Zoom!!

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