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TRIKHQ · 25-06-2008, 09:56 PM

A woman was in a coma.
She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her
room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement..

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as
crazy as this sounds,
maybe a little "0ral sex" will do the trick & bring her out of
the
coma."

The husband was sceptical,
but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked.".............

LH SLR5000 · 25-06-2008, 11:37 PM

Love it!

Davo 351 · 26-06-2008, 06:04 PM

LOLOLOL love it, funniest joke ive heard in a while, cheers.

toryman · 27-06-2008, 07:43 PM

haha, yeah id think about doin that too. possibly, maybe.

Mopar madnes · 18-08-2008, 08:50 PM

haha , thats gold! Nice one mate!

jerico · 08-09-2008, 02:14 PM

your jokes are the best next party i have your invited

25-06-2008, 09:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
TRIKHQ Senior Member Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Taylors Lakes VIC Ride: HQ GTS COUPE 350 Posts: 482	Only Men would think like this . A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds, maybe a little "0ral sex" will do the trick & bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."............. __________________ TRIKHQ 11.83 @ 116MPH (3608lbs) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2672354 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gMyk4DA74s This is when I was racing it in 1991 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSqzRX2EfCU

26-06-2008, 06:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
Davo 351 my email address doesnt exist Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Mandurah, WA Ride: XE ute, EFI xflow Posts: 323	LOLOLOL love it, funniest joke ive heard in a while, cheers. __________________ MUAYTHAI IS LIFE! first ringfight coming up

27-06-2008, 07:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
toryman Pure Evil Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Im a local everywhere Ride: everything i can get my hands on, 4 wheels or 2 Posts: 2,364	haha, yeah id think about doin that too. possibly, maybe. __________________ Now available in Sober, but for a limited time only! I wish it wasn't illegal to shoot stupid people.

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25-06-2008, 11:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
LH SLR5000 casual poster Trade Rating: (1) Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Perth Ride: LH SLR5000 Posts: 141	Love it!

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Mopar madnes Newbie Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Atherton, Queensland Ride: 73 VJ Charger, 72 XA hardtop, 98 tickford AU Posts: 16	haha , thats gold! Nice one mate!

08-09-2008, 02:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
jerico Newbie Trade Rating: (0) Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: western sydney Ride: hq ute Posts: 24	your jokes are the best next party i have your invited

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