Register FAQ Members List Encyclopedia Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Go Back   Aussie V8 | Holden - Ford | Australian V8 Engine Community > General > Comedy Central

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Google Adverts keep this forum alive
Google Adverts
Old 14-06-2008, 05:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
casual poster
 
LH/350's Avatar
 
Trade Rating: (0)
Join Date: May 2008
Location: brisbane
Ride: torana
Posts: 168
Default The True Cost of Building a Car (with tongue firmly in cheek!!)

Buy weekend newspaper to read 'for sale' advertisements 1.20
The actual purchase of a ton of rust on four wheels 1500.00
Flowers for wife to break the news 25.00
Dinner at restaurant after argument with wife 70.00
Restoration costs -engine reconditioning and chassis rebuild 4000.00
Parts and endless trips to Wreckers 1250.00
New lounge suite to balance the ledger and keep wife happy 2800.00
Trip computer, seats, etc etc 5900.00
Flowers for wife to save buying a new kitchen suite 25.00
Dinner at restaurant after argument with wife 70.00
Family Holiday to compensate for the 1000 hours spent in the garage 2000.00
Restoration costs -panel-beating and spray-painting 4500.00
New outfit for wife to save another argument 225.00
Dinner at restaurant after argument with wife 70.00
Registration and other on-road costs and stamp duty 1000.00
Dinner at restaurant with wife after asking her to economise 70.00
Barbecue to invite neighbours in to see the finished project 50.00
Repairs to paint work after neighbour’s son drew a crayon picture on the bonnet 75.00
Settled out of court for clobbering neighbour’s son 450.00
Candlelight dinner at home, can no longer afford restaurant 14.00
Advertisement in weekend paper “Car For Sale” 10.00
TOTAL 20,055.20
Proceeds from sale of car, due to downturn in the market 7,000.00
Balance - outstanding loan added to mortgage repayments 13,055.20
LH/350 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 14-06-2008, 05:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
Into it all
 
paterson02's Avatar
 
Trade Rating: (0)
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Frankston
Ride: VX Senator Signature Series One
Posts: 197
Default

seems about right
paterson02 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-06-2008, 01:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
Pure Evil
 
toryman's Avatar
 
Trade Rating: (0)
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Im a local everywhere
Ride: everything i can get my hands on, 4 wheels or 2
Posts: 2,364
Default

Yeah not bad, pretty close to the truth except i wish most of the prices were still that low!
__________________
Now available in Sober, but for a limited time only!



I wish it wasn't illegal to shoot stupid people.
toryman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 15-06-2008, 02:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
Year 12 Graduated :)
 
JA5ONS's Avatar
 
Trade Rating: (1)
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Traralgon (Glengarry), Eastern Victoria.
Ride: VS Ute
Posts: 2,629
Send a message via MSN to JA5ONS
Default

yea i was gunna say, that seems mighty cheap hahaha.
__________________
Bundy & Coke, now cheaper than petrol: drink, don't drive.
JA5ONS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-06-2008, 08:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
Part of the furniture
 
dr.legal's Avatar
 
Trade Rating: (0)
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Diamond Creek, Victoria
Ride: VX Commy
Posts: 1,479
Default

How true is that?
__________________
No matter where you go, there you are.
dr.legal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2008, 01:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
casual poster
 
VL_Turbo30's Avatar
 
Trade Rating: (0)
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Brisbane, West
Ride: Black VL Aero Calais SII 355 Stroker
Posts: 111
Default

so true
VL_Turbo30 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2008, 08:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
casual poster
 
LH SLR5000's Avatar
 
Trade Rating: (1)
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Perth
Ride: LH SLR5000
Posts: 141
Default

Would have sold the wife before selling the car.
LH SLR5000 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 08:51 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC7