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Two mates, Mick and Tommo, are getting very drunk at a pub when suddenly Mick throws up all over himself.

'Oh, no. Now the missus will kill me!'

Tommo says, 'Don't worry, mate. Just tuck a twenty in your shirt pocket and tell missus that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.'

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even more drunk.

Eventually Mick stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a hard time. 'You reek of alcohol and you've spewed all over yourself ! My God, you're disgusting!'

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Mick says, 'Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin ! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cup la drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me ... he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!'

His wife looks in the shirt pocket and says, 'But this is forty bucks.'

'Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too......

paterson02

funny as

quarter pounder

HAHAHA good one.

CK_318

hahahahahahaha now thats a good trick

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hsvplus6

thats a great one

tha.fubar.house

It's gold, but for the sake of saying it, I wouldn't try it :P

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toryman

Thats gold, pretty wrong but gold!

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