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The Vicar's Salary.
The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships , stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Jaguar
every year and his wife with a Honda to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, ' If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex.'

There is total silence.
The Vicar, blushing, asks her: 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:
'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F*ck the Vicar'.

toryman

Lol, an oldie but still a goodie! Keep em comin.

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