Crazy World Facts
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
> > animals, but the
> > animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
> > animal is
> > punishable by death.
> >
> >
> > (Like THAT makes sense.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's
> > genitals, but
> > is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
> > examination. He
> > may only see their reflection in a mirror.
> >
> > (Do they look different reversed?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
> > corpse. This also
> > applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must
> > be covered
> > with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
> >
> >
> > (A brick?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
> >
> >
> > (Much worse than 'going blind!')
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
> > countryside
> > And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
> > of having
> > sex for the first time.
> >
> > Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
> > virgins to
> > marry. SIGN ME UP FOR THIS JOB!!!
> >
> >
> > (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
> > anywhere else in the
> > world that even comes close to this?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
> > her
> > adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
> >
> >
> > The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be
> > killed in any
> > manner desired.
> >
> >
> > (Ah! Justice!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but
> > only in
> > tropical fish stores.
> >
> >
> > (But of course!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
> > husband, and the
> > first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
> > witness the
> > act.
> >
> >
> > (Is she supposed to be a coach? Makes one shudder at the
> > thought.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >
> >
> > In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
> > with a
> > woman and her daughter at the same time.
> >
> >
> > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to
> > pass this law?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
> > machines with
> > one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
> > vending machine
> > only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
> > consumption on
> > the premises.'
> >
> >
> > (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as
> > Guam!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> >
> >
> > (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
> > pleasure.
> >
> >
> > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
> > its own
> > weight and always falls over on its right side when
> > intoxicated.
> >
> > (From drinking little bottles of???)
> >
> >
> > (Did the government pay for this research??)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >
> >
> > (Ah, geez.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> >
> > (I know some people like that.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > Starfish don't have brains.
> >
> >
> > (I know some people like that, too.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> > And, the best for last?
> >
> > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> >
> >
> > (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED
> > FOR THEY ARE THE ONES
> > WHO LET THE LIGHT IN!
> >
> >
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