How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
A blonde was locked in a supermarket and starved to death
a blonde girl got locked in the toilet and pissed her pants
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.
How do you confuse a blonde girl?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."
"What about the other one?"
"They called back."
A blonde brunette and a red head were all getting chased by a farmer, so the brunette hid in the dog house, the red head hid in the cat house, and the blonde hid in a sack of potatoes. The farmer came in and kicked the dog house, the brunette barked and he thought that was normal. he kicked the cat house and the red head meowed, he thought that was normal. He kicked the sack of potatoes and the blonde went "Patatoe" "patatoe"
hahaha there crap but im bored so ye